Thinking of taking chances illegally crossing the border?

Thinking of taking chances illegally crossing the border??? This is what I received from the internet. It might just be a joke. But it sets me thinking. Is it true or not?

(Please read to the end)

If You Cross The North Korean Border Illegally
You get 12 years Hard Labour.

If You Cross The Iranian Border Illegally
You Are Detained Indefinitely.

If You Cross The Afghan Border
Illegally, You Get Shot.

If You Cross The Saudi Arabian Border Illegally
You Will Be Jailed.


If You Enter Britain Illegally
You Will be Arrested, Prosecuted And Sent To Prison And Deported


But If You Are An Indonesian muslim AND ILLEGALLY CROSS THE MALAYSIAN BORDER

YOU GET:

MyPR (Permanent Residence / Pemastautin Tetap)
A Driving License,
Voting Rights
Job Reservation,
Special Privilege to be Consider as Bumi,
Credit Cards,
Subsidized Rent Or A Loan To Buy A House,
Free Education,
Free Health Care...

Attracting Malaysians home

Published: Tuesday April 12, 2011 MYT 10:08:00 AM
Updated: Tuesday April 12, 2011 MYT 10:45:55 AM
Attracting Malaysians home

KUALA LUMPUR: A new transitional income tax will be introduced, under which returning Malaysian professionals will be eligible for a flat rate of 15% income tax for five years, according to Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak.

He said this was to encourage more Malaysian working abroad, with their varied experience and expertise, to return and play an active part in Malaysia's economic transformation.

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